
I will burn
The ravioli if I don’t take it out of the oven.
ravioli
ravioli
give me
fucking series 3 already
(via who-locked-starkid)

I will burn
The ravioli if I don’t take it out of the oven.
ravioli
ravioli
give me
fucking series 3 already
(via who-locked-starkid)
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
it’s almost worse when they don’t talk.
(Source: yuckier, via the-third-opinion)
you’re welcome
Do people actually do that?
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
(via sassywafflytwat)
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(via awesomewriternerdfighter)
Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good
thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK
holy shit
IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY
I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF
SCREAMS A WARCRY
I AM SO PUMPED
JESUS I COULD RUN FOR EVER TO THIS
Star Trek Parallels
But actually.Normal girls…
My friends and I…
(Source: wellthiswillbeawkward, via the-third-opinion)
me whenever someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch
#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
(Source: frostymaggie, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)
always reblog the gay-off
(via who-locked-starkid)
(Source: mintyfingers, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
You mean his aracnobatics?
You win best response.
wait no, maybe the borg could be a fast food chain. like mcdonald’s.
borger king
so maybe when you go to borger king, instead of ordering your food by name you order by number. “i would like nutritional…